SCENIC PISSES
A painterly sunrise over a mountain summit crowded with hikers
Scenic Pisses embroidered wordmark

The world's most honest trail guide

Every great one deserves a pin on the map

Any nature lover knows the indescribable feeling of ripping a piss in the outdoors. Now the view gets a permanent spot. 🙌

The world map

Find a view worth the hike.

Every future pin starts with a real trail and the post that proved it. No stock photos. No mystery dots.

0 pins worldwide

Wide open

Whoever goes first gets a map to themselves and their pick of the patches. No pressure.

Drop a pin

How it works

Walk. Film. Claim.

A tiny ritual for a very big view. We curate every pin by hand during beta.

01

Get up there

Pick a trail, earn the view, and make sure you are allowed to be where you are standing.

02

Uploads open

Film the view

Catch the landscape, drop the exact location, and upload the original clip.

03

Take the patch

First country pin wins. A higher verified elevation can take it later. Hell yeah.

The trail token

$PISS puts a little weight behind the map.

The meme moves fast. The pins stay put. Holders get the medallion on their claimed pins when the map opens up. 🤝

Contract address

Drops here at launch

Bronze mountain compass medallion

Holders get the bronze medallion beside their map pin. A little trail cred that catches the light.